Ocho Cinco has identified the Bengals’ problem:
“One of the things that we need to do is what we did in ’05 is Thursdays or Fridays the offense used to all go to dinner,” Ocho Cinco said. “I think Big Willie used to do that. We need to tell Carson we should get back to that.”
Willie Anderson is now dining in Baltimore and The Ocho admitted he’s not much of an organizer (“That means I’d have to foot the bill”), but he’s all for it:
“I don’t know if that worked,” he said. “Maybe it had something to do with it, but whatever it was it worked. Whatever it’s going to take to get us back…Probably Carson. Guy with the most money pays.”
Yes, that’s right: the problem is that Carson Palmer isn’t buying the team dinner enough.
Jesus wept.
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Brennen Warner
