Bengals/Texans Open Thread

Did I mention the Reds are having a poker tournament??

And that's a wrap, folks.

Oh, yeah: Ryan Fitzpat-pick strikes again.

Bengals D forces a punt so the offensive clown show gets another chance for BIG LAFFS...

Well, that was a different sequence on O at least: sack, run, pick. Houston up again.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Slayton 20 yards for the score. 35-6 Houston.

Re: game. Oh, yeah, no question.

Bengals drive into the red zone, Fitz fumbles, Houston ball. This game is a laff riot.

game.

Houston, 3 plays, 50 yards, TD K-Walt. 28-6 Texans. Joseph is teh suck today, too.

Bengals ball, pass-pass-pass-punt. Houston ball.

Bengals halftime adjustment was apparently "let's not cover Andre Johnson." Houston 21-6 on a TD catch by K-Walt.

14-6 at the half. Sad thing is that absent a teams malfunction on Cincy's part this is a 1-point game, which I suppose only goes to show how bad both teams are. Fitz is 13/20 for 104 yards, Benson has 41 yards on 8 carries, and the leading WR is Housh at 5/33. Run defense has been good but the secondary has been getting gashed, esp. Hall.

Pathetic. The run is working so what do the Bengals do in the red zone? Pass-pass-pass-pass-FG. Houston 14-6.

Patented good-end-of-half drive apparently in progress. 2 min warning.

No pass D whatsoever. Texans 14-3.

Another decent drive bogs down due to a false start penalty, this one on Andrews. Bengals punt. Houston get the ball at their 9.

End Q1. Benson has 27 yards on 5 carries, Fitz is 8/11 for 58 yards. Bengals down by 4.

Benson having a good day...

D battens things down after giving up a big play, forces a punt.

Bengals put together a nice drive that breaks down as they close in and finally gets the shaft thanks to a false start by Chad. WTF? Houston up 7-3.

Awesome coverage there, fellas. Ugh. Texans 7-0.

It doesn't matter at all.

On a better note, the Cincinnati Reds are having their RedsFest Dec 12-14th. I would like to invite everyone to play at the Poker Tournament on Dec 13th (Saturday) starting at 5pm. If you register in the next 2 weeks, buy in is $150, after that buy in is $200 and first place is GUARANTEED $10, 000 (yes 10K) cash prize.

If you register, tell em David Howard sent ya. No I don't get anything out of it, other than they know I helped bring them players (I do some marketing work for them pro bono) and I like the Reds and their Charities.