Cincinnati Enquirer columnist Paul Daugherty has two modes. In one, he actually uses his brain and writes good stuff. In the other, common to his writings on the Bengals, he spends lots of time eating dick-shaped crackers (h/t my old buddy Hair). Tonight is a rare example of the non-cracker-eating Doc.
The Bengals’ offense played tragically for about two hours Sunday, managing zero first downs in 39 minutes and 54 seconds of clock time. It was beautiful on its last play, though. Carson Palmer channeled his inner Michael Vick and ran 15 yards on 4th-and-11, setting up the overtime field goal that put this game out of our misery.
As left tackle Andrew Whitworth said, “The only thing that matters in this game is if you’re good when you gotta be.’’
Even if watching the Bengals this year has become the fan’s version of childbirth.
Childbirth…tossing yourself out a window…yeah, same diff….who-dey!
Oh and yeah…No rest for the weary.
Yup. Keep it up.
Brennen Warner

I'm having a hard time forgiving Doc. Even when he tries to be nice, as in the above column. Off to anger management class. Who Dey!!
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