4:00 AM-You puke up a mix of beer and nachos (and that light breakfast) and fall asleep knowing the Bengals would have won if you were coaching them.
7:00 AM-You go in front of the judge and explain. The judge is a Bengals fan, so he feels sorry for you, and you get off with a fine. The Steelers fan gets 5 years.
8:00 AM-You make it home, shake your head, and tell the empty room “Marvin F’n Lewis”. Then you have a beer.
(The above is a work of fiction. Bengals fans are good people. They would never kick their dog.)