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The most nefarious man in Norwood is once again providing guerrilla editorials and insight on the Cincinnati Bengals just as he has for the past decade. An occasional realist and free-lance cynic, he looks forward to the pre-season, despises fantasy footballers and keeps a can of Monster Energy on hand to handle most situations. Question the reactionary, react to the revolutionary.... viva la gutter.

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ICYMI: Roundtable: Favorite Cincinnati Bengals Undrafted Free Agent

Fresh off of rookie minicamp, it seemed like a good time to get together the staff and get their opinions on which undrafted Bengals has caught their eye.   “Who was your favorite Bengals undrafted…Read More

ICYMI: Centerpiece of the NFL Draft

  Much of the Bengals draft grades have focused around the top four picks and their overall immediate utility, but Cincinnati’s real step forward was projecting considerable depth at every position,…Read More

Earning Their Stripes – Part I: One for the Corps

At nearly every position the Bengals are deep in terms of talent.  Like off the continental shelf deep.  As a result the battle for final roster spots is not simply going to be brutal, but real talent…Read More

Roundtable: Favorite Bengals Undrafted Free Agent

Fresh off of rookie minicamp, it seemed like a good time to get together the staff and get their opinions on which undrafted Bengals has caught their eye.   “Who was your favorite Bengals undrafted…Read More

ICYMI: A Conspiracy In Orange – Agent Smith

For a team that has been flying under the radar for the past two years as Draft Day enigmas, it’s almost safe at this point to say that the Bengals must be regarded as “savvy”, and while there is…Read More

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Centerpiece of the Draft

  Much of the Bengals draft grades have focused around the top four picks and their overall immediate…Read More

A Conspiracy In Orange – Agent Smith

For a team that has been flying under the radar for the past two years as Draft Day enigmas, it’s almost…Read More

NIT-NATI Mock Draft 2013

For the first time in generation, there is hope in the Queen City.  Unlike previous decades of what…Read More

ICYMI: The Tate Debate: Part II

It’s true that Head Coach Marvin Lewis and Owner Mike Brown have been highly focused on bringing back…Read More

ICYMI: Containing The Quarterback

It’s wholly possible that America’s football fan base is in the process of witnessing an evolution…Read More

Keeping With The Corps

Head Coach Marvin Lewis has been playing the proverbial tiger-striped Cheshire cat thus far throughout…Read More

A Case for Nnamdi

At this point, most of Bengaldom is past the knowledge that the Bengals have $55.1M in cap space and…Read More

You Drafted Kenny?! You Ba****ds!

At this point, it’s hard to speculate how the Bengals will pick when they select at number 21 in this…Read More

Its A LaRon Way To The Top If You Wanna Rock’n Roll

Certainly the talk in greater Bengaldom has been about potential free agents filling areas of need for…Read More

Deciphering a Draft Pick

Debatably, this could one of the best times to be a Bengals fan in recent memory.  Three trips to the…Read More

Week in Review: A Tale of Two Schedules

In 2011, the largest knock on a very young Bengals team was that despite making the wild card round…Read More

It’s Never Sunny In Cincinnati or Bengals Draftology: Week 17

It’s unclear to what degree the Bengals running game and subsequently BenJarvus Green-Ellis’s legitimacy…Read More

Week in Review: Foreshadowed In Orange

  The Cincinnati Bengals will continue to be irrelevant until they can beat the Pittsburgh Steelers…Read More

An Inconvenient History Lesson

What may be interesting to some is that the West Coast Offense (WCO) currently being utilized by Bengals…Read More

Things Better Left Unsaid – Part I: Just Stop Talking

Remember prior to the Bye?  At that point, the Bengals 2012 season was looking as though it was going…Read More