Chad’s New Theme Song
By david
Rosenhaus crawled inside Chad’s head
Whispered “Fitzgerald got more bread
Don’t practice, be happy”
So cameras came from far and wide
And Chad just knelt there on the side
Don’t practice, be happy
Don’t practice, be happy now
Don’t practice, be happy Don’t practice, be happy
Don’t practice, be happy Don’t practice, be happy
Marvin asked him, where’s my love?
Chad says it’s business, there ain’t none
Don’t practice, be happy
The owner says Chad signed a deal
Chad says his ankle has to heal
Don’t practice, be happy
Don’t practice, be happy
Don’t practice, be happy, Don’t practice, be happy
Don’t practice, be happy, Don’t practice, be happy
(Apologies to Bobby McFerrin.)