It's time for the Cincinnati Bengals to swallow the red pill in the 2026 NFL Draft. They live in a matrix of their own creation, chock full of of insular groupthink, brainless salary cap management, and general lack of foresight to compete among the elite organizations in modern professional football.
Sound scathing? Good. It should. Because it's even more hurtful to sit back as a fan and watch this spineless charade of semi-serious Super Bowl aspirations play out in real time.
Joe Burrow deserves better. Who Dey Nation deserves better. And right now, the 2026 season is all that matters. Because a fourth year of zero playoff football means Joe Shiesty could be forcing his way out of town.
So bearing all that in mind, this seven-round mock draft is going all-in on one season, and in essence, one player, to get the Bengals back on track. It's time to wake up.
Bengals defy conventional wisdom in trade up for elite defensive prospect in 7-round mock draft
*TRADE* Round 1, Pick 2 (via Jets) — Sonny Styles, LB, Ohio State
- Jets receive: 10th & 72nd overall picks, plus 2027 1st- and 2nd-round picks
- Bengals receive: No. 2 overall pick & CB Qwan'tez Stiggers
Oh yeah, we're doing this. At least in my own head for this alternate-universe mock draft.
Sonny Styles is the best linebacker prospect of my lifetime. The Bengals have a glaring hole at linebacker. As long as they deliver a strong 2026 season, the cost of parting ways with premium 2027 draft picks.
I've pounded the table, the keyboard, my desk, et al. for Sonny Styles for months. Arming the Jets with their fourth first-round pick in next year's draft would be enough to get this deal over the line. They could very well position themselves for Arch Manning and Jeremiah Smith in the '27 draft.
Styles is visiting with the Bengals prior to the draft and has publicly gassed up his familiarity with defensive coordinator Al Golden. Keeping this Buckeye in the Buckeye State would transform the defense from terrible to respectable in one fell swoop.
Please draft Sonny Styles, Bengals. No matter what it takes. He's a future perennial All-Pro right in your own backyard. Don't think. Just do it.
The only inside LB prospects since 2015 with an RAS > 9.85, a missed tackle rate < 10.00%, and a coverage grade > 72.0 in at least one college season..
— Adam Carter (@impactfbdata) April 1, 2026
🔘 Sonny Styles, Ohio State
🔘 Jack Campbell, Iowa
🔘 Leighton Vander Esch, Boise State
🔘 Payton Wilson, North Carolina State… pic.twitter.com/3h3ee2tCmG
Round 2, Pick 41 — D'Angelo Ponds, CB, Indiana
Nothing to date disproves the notion that D'Angelo Ponds can't function as a boundary cornerback in the NFL. He's faced high-caliber draft prospects and locked down every last one of them.
Ponds has uncanny instincts, a DAWG mentality as a tackler, and is a stupendous athlete. All he lacks is a prototypical frame. Nevertheless, he's thickly-built at 5'9", 182 pounds, and his ridiculous 43.5-inch vertical leap shows up on the field in that he plays far bigger than his size would suggest.
Whether he serves as insurance for the potential departure of DJ Turner or Dax Hill, or cements himself as a starting nickel, Ponds would be an undeniable asset to the Bengals' defensive backfield.
I want D’Angelo Ponds on my football team.
— Gridiron Grading (@GridironGrading) March 21, 2026
One of the best production profiles we have ever charted for a CB. pic.twitter.com/dEhEisquBs
Round 4, Pick 110 — Brenen Thompson, WR, Mississippi State
Ja'Marr Chase is arguably the best all-around receiver in the sport. Tee Higgins is elite in downfield contested catch situations. What the Bengals don't have is a pure burner who can blow the top off the defense.
Enter: Brenen Thompson, who averaged 18.5 yards per catch on 84 receptions in his college career — and 39.8 yards on his 10 TD grabs. It was no surprise when he blazed his way to a 4.26-second 40-yard dash at the Combine.
Burrow could use a deep speed specialist like Thompson, who is surprisingly adept at beating press coverage in spite of his football featherweight status at 164 pounds. This dude is fast-fast.
Thompson reached an even faster top speed of 24.07 mph on his second 40-yard dash attempt, the fourth-fastest speed recorded in the event in the last four years.
— Next Gen Stats (@NextGenStats) March 1, 2026
His second attempt was officially timed at 4.29 seconds.
Round 6, Pick 189 — Lorenzo Styles Jr., S, Ohio State
Why not bring Sonny's brother aboard while we're at it?
Lorenzo Styles Jr. is a freak athlete just like his sibling, evident in his 4.27 40 and 39-inch vert at the Combine. He could be a contender as the Bengals' nickelback of the future if Ponds plays on the perimeter, or at the very least, a speedy special teams demon.
THE STYLES BROTHERS ARE FLYING.@OhioStateFB S Lorenzo Styles Jr. and Sonny Styles' brother just ran a 4.28u.
— NFL (@NFL) February 27, 2026
2026 NFL Combine on @nflnetwork
Stream on @NFLPlus pic.twitter.com/S2S6BUXF2h
Round 6, Pick 199 — Red Murdock, LB, Buffalo
Doubling down on linebacker ain't a bad idea, because that's how little faith I have in Demetrius Knight Jr. and Barrett Carter.
In Red Murdock's case, he's more of a depth piece, yet his collegiate production is nothing to sneeze at whatsoever. Over his last three years at Buffalo, Murdock piled up a whopping 356 combined tackles, nine sacks and seventeen forced fumbles.
Buffalo LB Red Murdock hits people like they owe him money. Which would explain all the forced fumbles. pic.twitter.com/v3nkCTpXQX
— Doug Farrar ✍ (@NFL_DougFarrar) March 7, 2026
Round 7, Pick 221 — Uar Bernard, DT, Nigeria
The International Player Pathway program is a pipeline the Bengals could tap into with an athletic freak show in Uar Bernard. That's meant as the highest compliment. Bernard is a neophyte to the gridiron, but his physical tools are not of this planet. He's 6'4.5", 306 pounds with a 7'1" wingspan.
Oh, did I mention he runs a 4.63 40, jumps out of the stadium, and boasts only 6% body fat? Sign me up for a Himothy like Bernard as a seventh-round flier.
Uar Bernard (pronounced “ooh-are”) measured at the NFL’s HBCU showcase 6-4 1/2, 306 pounds with 11-inch hands & almost 36-inch arms. He vertical jumped 39 inches and broad jumped 10-10, which was 14 inches more than any DT did at this year’s combine. His 40: 4.63.…
— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) April 3, 2026
Round 7, Pick 226 — Riley Nowakowski, TE, Indiana
Unclear why this national champ isn't getting more love in the greater draft community. Riley Nowakowski is a gritty blocker in the running game and in pass protection (69+ PFF grades in both). He averaged a healthy 7.7 yards after the catch in 2025 and ran a respectable 4.66 40 at the Combine.
What's not to like? To me, Nowakowski projects to be what the Bengals have always hoped Drew Sample would become.
I promise you that Indiana FB/TE Riley Nowakowski has better technique, strain and block finish than a good deal of offensive linemen who will be drafted ahead of him. Not a shot at them, but praise for a guy who clearly takes the craft of run blocking seriously.
— Lance Zierlein (@LanceZierlein) February 10, 2026
