If I Kicked a Football I Would Hurt My Foot

All right! We got a punter in da house.

Insert obligatory joke here.

Seriously, welcome to our (fans) hell, Kevin. Anyone who grew up in Cincy and still wants to play for the Bengals is okay-for-life in my book.

So, what else have I missed?

Carson Palmer predicts that Cedric Benson will have a huge year. Couldn’t hurt.

Study of Sports thinks that the best Bengals RB was Corey Dillon. They’re probably right, but my heart is with Pete Johnson.

Bengals franchise player Shayne Graham isn’t happy about not reaching a long-term deal. Yeah, I saw those videos of your pad and your car, Shayne. Trade? Anytime. Seriously, STFU.

Greg thinks this means Shayne is is now one-and-done. Maybe. Franchising him again next year would only cost about $3 million.

Topics: Cincinnati Bengals, Kevin Huber, Pete Johnson, Shayne Graham

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