Yes, that’s right, Bengals fans: we have an official Cincinnati Bengals scratch-off game thanks to a deal between the team and the Ohio Lottery.
Too funny. So, does winning mean you pay Mike Brown?
Are any of the “prizes” tickets to a Bengals game?
Is the grand prize tickets to TWO Bengals games?
What will there be, more winners in the lottery or more wins on the field in 2009?
Is the prize money paid out in “Bengals Bucks,” good only at PBS?
OK, fine, I know, don’t quit my day job. You got better jokes, let ‘em fly.